Dogs stuck during sex – why not humans?

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It has to do with the way dogs ejaculate – the ‘tie’ makes sure the bitch gets pregnant http://www.lasvegas-dog.com/mating.html is just one of the many pages of web info out there but you know just look it up in your copy of The Dog Owner’s Home Veterinary Handbook….. Nancy

Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

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http://www.salon.com/sex/world/2001/05/22/stuck/index.html Yeah. This is not ‘the literature’ as generally understood.

Yeah. I know. . Mary MacTavish http://www.prado.com/~iris

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heh heh – some of us know the truth about them librarians anyway – book people read all kinds of interesting stuff VBG Nancy (I worked in a library from age 13 for college money) Oh well, here goes: There once was a couple from Kelly Who were forced to walk belly to belly Because in their haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. –Lia (Madam Librarian), who might have to abandon all hopes of being thought highbrow and snobbish after that one. — “It is a strange fact of life on earth that a human being who reaches college age under the impression that “it’s” is the possessive form of “it” cannot be disabused of that belief. No amount of red ink will wash it out.” Louis Menand

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http://www.salon.com/sex/world/2001/05/22/stuck/index.html . Mary MacTavish http://www.prado.com/~iris

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http://www.salon.com/sex/world/2001/05/22/stuck/index.html

Yeah. This is not ‘the literature’ as generally understood. — ‘If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.’

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Hello mr dogman,

Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents  *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths.

Probably. But I’m open-minded, too,

Yup. Your mind ought to be good as new, never been used. Geez guys.  If you run a search vaginismus is a fancified way of saying “involuntary muscle spasm”.  So it stands to reason that such can happen “pre”, it can happen “post”, regardless of the cause (of the spasm). Perhaps.

Perhaps. Perhaps we should stick to dogs sticking together? Never thought I’d be teaching sex ed on a dog behavior group. It wouldn’t take much of a spasm to prevent penetration.

I suppose that wood all depend, mr dogman. That’s when the chin cuff comes in handy. But it would take a whopper of a spasm to prevent the penis from withdrawing, considering the linear design of the male penis.

All men are not created equal, mr dogman. Given the very painful circumstances for the woman with vaginismus, any erection would surely be short-lived, which would assist in the withdrawal of the now flaccid penis.

That would be contrary to the physics of applying pressure. It would cause swelling. Again, anything is possible, I suppose, but I think hang ups are damn near impossible to achieve for humans.

Probably so, but not for the reasons you suggest. Has anyone suggested why dogs really do get stuck together and HOWE all that stuff works? If you find any mention of them in the literature, I’d be interested in seeing them.

Yeah. I think there’s a pic of the indonesian couple wrapped in a fire department blanket…that ought to tittilate you. But for dogs, the dog doesn’t become flaccid and withdraws, the bitch holds the dog in. It’s up to the bitch to release him, for the reason I mention above. The reason why the tie is necessary has nothing to do with “preventing” semen from escaping, like smoking a cigarette… That’s absurd. The tie occures so ejaculation may take place intermittently during the entire length of the tie. Dogman

Let’s hope this is the last time I got to teach you about sex, mr dogman. P.S. Surgeon General’s warning: Smoking isn’t good for the fetus. Your pal, Jerry “Mr. NICE Guy,” Howe. j;~}

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[...] Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths. But I’m open-minded, too, so if you have any additional data, let’s see it. I’m trying to find something.  If you do a  keyword medline search around this topic, what you mostly get is a list of articles that could be summed up as “how we’re gonna help guys get it up, even if their hearts might explode”:} I think it’s pretty rare, but I remember seeing anecdotal reports of post-penetrative vaginismus causing inability to separate.  Finding a journal article just might prove beyond me, tho. Geez guys.  If you run a search vaginismus is a fancified way of saying “involuntary muscle spasm”.  So it stands to reason that such can happen “pre”, it can happen “post”, regardless of the cause (of the spasm).

Perhaps. It wouldn’t take much of a spasm to prevent penetration. But it would take a whopper of a spasm to prevent the penis from withdrawing, considering the linear design of the male penis. Given the very painful circumstances for the woman with vaginismus, any erection would surely be short-lived, which would assist in the withdrawal of the now flaccid penis. Again, anything is possible, I suppose, but I think hang ups are damn near impossible to achieve for humans. If you find any mention of them in the literature, I’d be interested in seeing them. — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

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LOL!! Cute!! Oh well, here goes: There once was a couple from Kelly Who were forced to walk belly to belly Because in their haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. –Lia (Madam Librarian), who might have to abandon all hopes of being thought highbrow and snobbish after that one. — “It is a strange fact of life on earth that a human being who reaches college age under the impression that “it’s” is the possessive form of “it” cannot be disabused of that belief.  No amount of red ink will wash it out.” Louis Menand

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Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths. But I’m open-minded, too, so if you have any additional data, let’s see it. I’m trying to find something.  If you do a  keyword medline search around this topic, what you mostly get is a list of articles that could be summed up as “how we’re gonna help guys get it up, even if their hearts might explode”:} I think it’s pretty rare, but I remember seeing anecdotal reports of post-penetrative vaginismus causing inability to separate. Finding a journal article just might prove beyond me, tho.

Geez guys. If you run a search vaginismus is a fancified way of saying “involuntary muscle spasm”. So it stands to reason that such can happen “pre”, it can happen “post”, regardless of the cause (of the spasm). JMO J

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Oh well, here goes: There once was a couple from Kelly Who were forced to walk belly to belly Because in their haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. –Lia (Madam Librarian), who might have to abandon all hopes of being thought highbrow and snobbish after that one. — “It is a strange fact of life on earth that a human being who reaches college age under the impression that “it’s” is the possessive form of “it” cannot be disabused of that belief.  No amount of red ink will wash it out.” Louis Menand

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Dogs prefer to wait to catch their humans at home, flagrante delicto. And create a brief sound distraction and look behind them to see who farted. That works better than throwing ice water on their dirty humans. j;~}

Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken) I’d like to see dogs bite some of these nasty humans I see making whoopee on the street, to get revenge for all the people who have tried to part dogs doing it. dog Featuring the worlds only Anonymous Usenet Server

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken) They do, actually.  It’s called vaginismus; different reason, same result. I don’t agree, but I’m no expert. Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths. But I’m open-minded, too, so if you have any additional data, let’s see it.

I’m trying to find something.  If you do a  keyword medline search around this topic, what you mostly get is a list of articles that could be summed up as “how we’re gonna help guys get it up, even if their hearts might explode”:} I think it’s pretty rare, but I remember seeing anecdotal reports of post-penetrative vaginismus causing inability to separate.  Finding a journal article just might prove beyond me, tho.

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Not necessary for the girl to clamp down on her partner like a vice to keep him in bed…

You’re right, especially if she makes good sandwiches.

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[...] They do, actually.  It’s called vaginismus; different reason, same result. I don’t agree, but I’m no expert. Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths. But I’m open-minded, too, so if you have any additional data, let’s see it. I’m trying to find something.  If you do a  keyword medline search around this topic, what you mostly get is a list of articles that could be summed up as “how we’re gonna help guys get it up, even if their hearts might explode”:}

HAHA.  I’ll bet. I think it’s pretty rare, but I remember seeing anecdotal reports of post-penetrative vaginismus causing inability to separate.  Finding a journal article just might prove beyond me, tho.

Well, if you turn up anything, let me know, eh? — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

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Dogs “tie” to insure the female a good exposure to semen.  Without a tie, the genetic material would tend to run out too quickly when the insemination was complete. Humans have other methods for prolonging the female’s exposure to semen. For one thing, the willingness to remain in a prone position after the fact. The happy couple is content to lay there and chat for half an hour. Not necessary for the girl to clamp down on her partner like a vice to keep him in bed…

Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

I’d like to see dogs bite some of these nasty humans I see making whoopee on the street, to get revenge for all the people who have tried to part dogs doing it. dog Featuring the worlds only Anonymous Usenet Server

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Dogs “tie” to insure the female a good exposure to semen.  Without a tie, the genetic material would tend to run out too quickly when the insemination was complete. Humans have other methods for prolonging the female’s exposure to semen. For one thing, the willingness to remain in a prone position after the fact. The happy couple is content to lay there and chat for half an hour. Not necessary for the girl to clamp down on her partner like a vice to keep him in bed…

hee “Thighs of Steel” suddenly springs to mind…. Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

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Cravens) said: Couple stuck ‘like Siamese twins’ during sex (Followups set to alt.folklore.urban, since that’s where it belongs.) There’s a more creative version at the Urban Legends Reference Pages:   http://www.snopes.com/sex/juvenile/bear.htm

The “Ask Isadora” sex advice column in the San Francisco Bay Guardian *did* once have a letter/question about a boy with braces getting caught on his girlfriend’s “piercing-in-interesting place.” . Mary MacTavish http://www.prado.com/~iris

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Couple stuck ‘like Siamese twins’ during sex

(Followups set to alt.folklore.urban, since that’s where it belongs.) There’s a more creative version at the Urban Legends Reference Pages:   http://www.snopes.com/sex/juvenile/bear.htm — Karen J. Cravens

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

The male dog has a bulb type thing at the base of his penis.  It engorges during sex to hold the dogs in a tie.  It is dangerous to both dogs to try to break the tie manually.  After the dog has done the deed, the swelling goes down and the male can pull out. Ann

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans?

You mean you don’t, Ken? Seriously, go here: “The glans penis is a bulb-like dilation at the base of the penis which fills with blood and holds the penis within the vagina during intercourse.” http://www.peteducation.com/repro/repro_system.htm — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken)

They do, actually. It’s called vaginismus; different reason, same result. By coincidence I remembered seeing this yesterday: http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,1870,45091,00.html

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? You mean you don’t, Ken? Seriously, go here: “The glans penis is a bulb-like dilation at the base of the penis which fills with blood and holds the penis within the vagina during intercourse.” http://www.peteducation.com/repro/repro_system.htm — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

I mean — I’m not sure what to believe anymore! This poor bastard! Couple stuck ‘like Siamese twins’ during sex Two lovers having an affair got stuck together during sex and had to be rushed naked to hospital by ambulance. The couple could not pull apart after the 50-year-old woman became ‘abnormally excited.’ She had taken a sexual stimulant similar to Viagra. Her 60-year-old partner was unable to disengage. The couple panicked and had to call for help from neighbours in Ipoh, Malaysia. They were separated after being given an injection. Malaysia’s China Press newspaper reports, “Naked and still joined together at their private parts, the red-faced couple had to be carried to the ambulance like a pair of Siamese twins, according to scores of amused fellow villagers. The newspaper adds: “But their embarrassment is not over. They are now having to put up with stares and sniggers from their fellow villagers as news of their ‘adventure’ is spreading like brush fire.” http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_300269.html

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Why do dogs become stuck during mating? Why not humans? (ken) They do, actually.  It’s called vaginismus; different reason, same result.

I don’t agree, but I’m no expert. Vaginismus is a usually painful condition that prevents *penetration,* i.e., it doesn’t cause a couple to get “hung up.” I think tales of humans getting hung up are mostly myths. But I’m open-minded, too, so if you have any additional data, let’s see it. By coincidence I remembered seeing this yesterday: http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,1870,45091,00.html

Yeah, well, monkey around too much with drugs and just about anything is possible. — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

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