Code of Online Business Practices from the Better Business Bureau – Why does Jerry Howe fail to meet the BBB ethical code for the way he conducts business? Could it be that he is a NINNYBOY BUTTMUNCHING MORON???
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> Hello I Hate Jerry Too, > "I Hate Jerry Too…" > Greetings! > FU man. What the hell are you trying to do, prove you’re an > imbicile?
SAME BACK TO YA, HOWE. ALL CAPS FOR YOU TODAY – YOU *DESERVE* TO BE YELLED AT. NO, DUMMY. I’M TRYING TO PROVE *YOU* ARE AN IMBICLE. SHOULDN’T BE TOO DIFFICULT A TASK. > I ran across an interesting web site the other day. The Better > Business Bureau! > Mazzel tov. > They have a wonderful collection of information regarding > operation of an ethical business. > Is that so?
YES IT IS OR I WOULDN’T HAVE SAID IT. > In order to be a member of the BBB, one must agree to abide by > and be held to the BBB’s guidelines. > Guidelines? What are guidelines?
TRY http://www.m-w.com/home.htm – MERRIAM-WEBSTER ONLINE. > The question of the day is: > "Why does Jerry Howe fail to meet the BBB > ethical code for the way he conducts business?" > That’s simple chump. The standards of the BBB are beneath the > standards adhered to by the BIOSOUND Scientific Eves.
BULLSHIT. LIAR. CON MAN. YOU DON’T MEET THE ETHICAL STANDARDS AS OUTLINED IN THIS POSTING. MORON. > Jerry states that he doesn’t need the BBB breathing down his neck, > I never said that. I said Jerry doesn’t NEED anyone to dictate his > business practices, because BIOSOUND Scientific and it’s products > will never have a complaint. That’s what the Elves insist on. The > BBB mediates complaints. WE do not intend to have ANY complaints to > be mediated. The customer is alway right, and always gets more than > he’s obligated to recieve. Like PAID return shipping FOREVER. Like > SATISFACTION GUARANTEED FOREVER.
THE GUARANTEE OF A PROVEN LIAR. GEE, THAT’S WORTH > Now shove off.
NO. WHY DON’T YOU SHOVE IT INSTEAD? > holding a gun to his head, to operate an ethical business. > Pssst! There’s never been a complaint TO ANYONE.
PSSSST! THERE HAS TOO. I MADE ONE. LIAR. > Yet, Jerry is not in compliance with the standards the BBB has set > forth. > BIOSOUND Scientifics’ standards are higher.
BULLSHIT. LIAR. WHERE’S THE PROOF OF YOUR CLAIMS? TESTIMONIALS ARE WORTHLESS (KINDA LIKE THE GUARANTEE OF A PROVEN LIAR AND CONMAN). > You can’t freaking beat > satisfaction guaranteed forever. You can’t beat free return > shipping. There’s never been an unsatisfied Doggy Do Right (and > Kitty Will Too) customer. And there never will be. So shove off.
I CAN BEAT THE GUARANTEE OF A LIAR BY GOING TO HONEST CARS USED JOHNS, SO SHOVE IT. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Here is detail in support of my claim from the Better Business > Bureau web site: > The Code of Online Business Practices: > http://www.bbbonline.org/code/code.asp > "The following Code of Online Business Practices > is designed to guide ethical "business to customer" > conduct in electronic commerce. These guidelines > represent sound online advertising and selling > practices that the Better Business Bureau ("BBB") > and BBBOnLine believe will boost customer trust > and confidence in online commerce." > Clearly, this applies to Jerry’s online business of selling the > Doggy > Do Right. He is a business, selling directly to the > customer, and he >is going so via ‘electronic commerce’ via his web site > ( http://www.doggydoright.com/ ) > Fine. We have set the stage.
INDEED. > "Life is but a flickering shadow…" W. Shakespear.
"ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE." WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE > Now on to some specifics. > "A rose by any other name…" H.D. Thoureau.
"I HEAR BEYONE THE RANGE OF SOUND, I SEE BEYONE THE RANGE OF SIGHT," HENRY DAVID THOREAU – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> The first Principle of the BBB Code of Online Business Practices > is, > "Principle I: Truthful and Accurate Communications." Here’s what > the BBB says about this Principle: > Principle I: Truthful and Accurate Communications. > http://www.bbbonline.org/code/principle1.asp > "Online advertisers should not engage in deceptive or > misleading trade practices with regard to any aspect of > electronic commerce, including advertising, marketing, > or in their use of technology." > That’s all well and good.
THANK YOU. WE ALL FEEL BETTER NOW THAT A NITWIT HAS TOLD US ALL IS WELL AND GOOD. FREAKING MORON. >But there are not deceptive or false or > misleading practices. Everything stated on my site is FACT.
BULLSHIT. YOU’RE EITHER STUPID BEYOND BELIEF, OR YOU’RE A LIAR (OR BOTH). YOUR MARKETING CLAIMS **A R E N O T** FACTS. THEY ARE MARKETING CLAIMS. YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "FACT". WHILE YOU’RE OVER AT MERRIAM-WEBSTER ONLINE LOOKING UP THE MEANING OF THE WORD "GUIDELINE" YOU CAN LOOK UP THE WORD "FACT" ALSO. > Just > like in the Wits’ End Dog Training Method manual. That’s been proven > to be faster and moore effective than hurting dogs like it’s taught > in the koehler book ed w of petloss dot CON recommends.
YOU HAVE SHOWN EXACTLY -ZERO- PROOF THAT THE WETM METHODS WORK AT ALL, MUCH LESS THAT THEY ARE FASTER OR MORE EFFECTIVE. JERRY, YOU’RE BIG ON WORDS, BUT LITTLE ON PROOF. QUIT MAKING UP STUFF AND PROVIDE SOME REAL-WORLD FACTUAL EVIDENCE AS PROOF OF YOUR CLAIMS. OR SHUT THE HELL UP. EITHER WAY. > Ask > lyingdogDUMMY if you don’t want to beleive me. Just ask him HOWE’S > his lip…, ask him if our Gang Of Thugs have gotten Marty’s Carp > hook out, or is he gonna wear it like jewlery.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. LET ME KNOW IF YOU’RE GOING TO *SAY* ANYTHING, OR JUST KEEP DRONING ON WITH THE SAME OLD TIRED RHETORIC. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> The BBB then goes on to further clarify and define what they mean > by "deceptive or misleading trade practices". > Item A. > "Online advertisers should adhere to the Better Business > Bureau
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